Silly Fun Sex and the Seductively Informative

Well this blog has been a long time coming but I had a great time watching and reading about both places. Once I found them on the Internet and looked over my notes I got my excitement back on writing this entry. The first subject was something I had never heard about in any shape, size or form but it looked fun and just really free. Sometimes I find sex can get too serious so when I find something like this I like to share. Sploshing. Yes, there it is. Apparently it is ‘the art of playing around with anything wet and messy’. In other words, people get their thrill smearing the messiest and gooiest food they can find all over their bodies. I’m not sure if could get into this but since I haven’t personally tried it you just never know. The second part that got my attention was The Punany Poets. This group grabs one’s attention on so many levels. They have poetry, live performances, photography, video and audio delights. They claim they are the best ‘mind fuck’ you’ll ever have and I’m on the side that they are. I was drawn toward their works and imagination. Needing to be creative in phone sex I found them very interesting. Got my creative ‘juices’ flowing. Although both topics are quite different I really thought they emphasized the diversity in sexual tastes. I love the fact that there is a flavor for everyone.

As the name suggests, Sploshing is messy. It apparently is not something to be dabbled in but rather jumped into whole heartily in order to get the ‘full experience’. Started in Britain by Bill Shipton, he first just sold photos to the locals and as it’s popularity grew he then founded Splosh Magazine. His thoughts on sploshing are simply this: Sex is messy therefore why not add messy food? It’s a natural progression. I have to agree; with the right partner sex can get really messy! And I guess it can go back when you use to do finger painting, it was messy but oh boy it was fun and liberating. And I guess with a circulation of 30 countries world wide, there are a lot of others who enjoy this fetish. In regards to the photos, Mr. Shipton prefers to use paint, as they are more vivid for that medium, but he has used food as well to offer texture to his shoots. There is a wide variety to choose from for sploshing, such as but not limited to: sweets, savory tastes, lumpy, heavy, gooey, and sticky. The two main ways to get the desired full body coverage can be throwing or sitting in the food. The throwing is just as it states but there are a few specific items one can use for sitting. The recommendations are: Raspberry Pav Lova, party size ‘Sainsbury’ cakes (might only be available in England), and ‘Sara Lee’ Double Chocolate or Carmel Cakes. The point I think is if you’re going to be decadent in the sploshing, the food should reflect that. At the time the documentary was made there were events called ‘Splosh Balls’. It gave a newbie the opportunity to try sploshing with others. I thought it was a great idea as the mess was made at someone else’s place but seriously it’s great to be able to share. So I hope you visit their website to check out this unique fetish. I haven’t had any phone sex calls for this but now that I’ve brought it up maybe I will.

The other story I watched was about The Punany Poets, which was created in 1995 by Jessica Holter. The name ‘punany’ comes from an Afro-Caribbean term for pussy. The bulk of their content is about pussy but also more widely about womanhood and taking control of your sexuality. No it is not a male bashing feminist group but rather women freely expressing their desires, lust, and responsibilities towards sex. Despite the obvious sexual tones towards all their works there is a message of engaging in safe sex. As adults we should be allowed to indulge in most of our fantasies and express our erotic side freely but I do agree, everyone should be safe. One of the aspects of phone sex I do love is the fact that is a safe environment. I found the women featured in the story beautiful, intelligent and incredibly creative. The troupe is mostly if not all Afro-American women, so if you are interested in erotic arts presented by black women this is a group you should not miss. They also have live performances that take poetry readings to a whole other level. While they seduce and inform you verbally in the background a sexy sensual performance is choreographed to accompany the words. There is no way I’m going to fully express the depth of this group's message and talents in one or even 100 blogs. As I write this I feel I’m not doing justice to their group. I’ve decided to include a poem written by the founder of The Punany Poets and please do click on the links sprinkled in this entry as I feel they are definitely worth the visit. I can only hope my phonesex calls improve in their creativity from discovering these women.

The Head Doctor

I won't lie, I don't lie. I give good head.

And my truth is naked, but protected
Like the sensual elixir
that fills your love glove

When I exercise my skills,
Blessing you with seductive thrills
as the pink rose petal lips of my
cafe' au lait with extra cream skin
whisper wetness and
repeat rhythms, repeat rhythms
to your monumental extension

My hands also know their craft.
They play your skin flute
with the careful expert skill,
a finely tuned instrument deserves.

And this Doctor's tongue,
Like a satin-coated homing device, she
probes beyond your proud outward gesture
to that hidden underneath place,
as my long eyelashes give butterfly kisses to your
Generation sack.

I won't lie, I don't lie, I could
Suck a golf ball through a yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard of garden hose
"What?" Do you ask, "Can Punany do for you?

Just mind fuck with me tonight
Mind Fuck
Mind who you fuck.

By Jessica Holter, The Punany Poets



So whether your next sexual encounter be simply silly and fun or a deeply moving experience I hope you take in every moment safely. Keep exploring your sexuality as I’ve found recently with this little foray there is a lot out there to try.

Johanna