Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Halloween, busy and phonesex

First I hope everyone is going to have a fun Halloween. I think the extent of my party will be a scary movie and even that is marginal. Personally I’m not a scary movie type girl unless it has a really good story to it. Slasher movies are definitely a big no! If I want blood and gore I’ll go to CNN! The costumes I see though are really great and candy is always welcome! Have a good one and be safe.

Lately I’ve been busy I was lucky I had time to write this blog. I started a new site as you may or may not know depending on when or where you’re reading this. Recently I opened a site called: The Phonesex Space. I’ve been on social networks before like Xpeeps, mySpace, and AdultSpace and they are fun sites but I found everyone wanted to date me which is nice to hear but I’m not looking for a boyfriend. I put myself out there and tried not to be too pushy but clear on my listing that I’m a phonesex girl. It got me thinking; with so many social networks out there surely there would be one for phone sex where the Admirers/Customers and the phonesex girls could meet up and get know each other. To my surprise I couldn’t find one. Thus the wheels started to move and voila, a social network where the phonesex professionals could openly share all that they offer and their admirers could learn more about them before calling. In the beginning, I thought it would be slow and grow over time but in the first few weeks it has grown by leaps and bounds. It has exceeded my expectations and a simple idea has become something so positive. There is so much work to be done on this website but with help from my friends it’s going along nicely. So if you are not reading this from the site come over and visit us. Create your profile today at The Phonesex Space!

Lately I haven’t been logged into Niteflirt but when I have the calls have been great. I love being able to kick back for some hot masturbation and seduction. With the weather so cold lately a hot phone sex session really warms me up! My last caller was an older guy that just wanted to enjoy hearing me masturbate and cum. The key was he wanted to know all the details of my feelings and sensations. Telling him how wet my pussy was and that my nipples were tingling really added to my pleasure. Soon it felt like he was right there watching and it really turned me on. We must have talked for 45 minutes, and it was so intense. What is it that hooks you when you’re on the phone and horny? I’d love to know!

Johanna

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Blake Lewis of American Idol

Oh my God this guy Blake Lewis is so talented I can not speak! I just want to put it out there that I think this guy is worth watching. Yes, I'm an admitted American Idol watcher and I wish I could vote because this guy gives so much to being original. He has something more than just singing to offer.

Enjoy the clip, and by the way Jon Bon Jovi is still hot!



And just to give it a plug, please visit their site to donate to: Idol Gives Back.

http://www.americanidol.com/idolgivesback/

Also to help wipe out poverty: http://one.org

Johanna

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

No Smoking please...

So here's the deal, I decided to quit smoking. Yup I'm taking the plunge because not only does a phone sex girl have to sound sexy... she's gotta be healthy to be sexy too! I'm really hoping this works out and that I'm able to quit so tonight is my last night. I figure with the amount of cigarettes I have left by the time I finish on Niteflirt tonight and go to bed I will have smoked the remaining cigs in my pack. Got prepared earlier and bought patches and have plenty of water on hand. Don't know how I'm going to feel but I figure in the long run it can only help my phone sex service.

On a personal note I'm thinking sex and masturbation sessions are going to feel so much better and last a lot longer! I know of a few other phone girls that have quit and they have nothing but positive reviews once they managed to kick the habit. I'm so nervous... Can you tell? :)

Ultimately I think it's a good business move and more importantly an awesome personal move. Wish me luck and phone often to keep me busy!!! LOL


Johanna

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Silly Fun Sex and the Seductively Informative

Well this blog has been a long time coming but I had a great time watching and reading about both places. Once I found them on the Internet and looked over my notes I got my excitement back on writing this entry. The first subject was something I had never heard about in any shape, size or form but it looked fun and just really free. Sometimes I find sex can get too serious so when I find something like this I like to share. Sploshing. Yes, there it is. Apparently it is ‘the art of playing around with anything wet and messy’. In other words, people get their thrill smearing the messiest and gooiest food they can find all over their bodies. I’m not sure if could get into this but since I haven’t personally tried it you just never know. The second part that got my attention was The Punany Poets. This group grabs one’s attention on so many levels. They have poetry, live performances, photography, video and audio delights. They claim they are the best ‘mind fuck’ you’ll ever have and I’m on the side that they are. I was drawn toward their works and imagination. Needing to be creative in phone sex I found them very interesting. Got my creative ‘juices’ flowing. Although both topics are quite different I really thought they emphasized the diversity in sexual tastes. I love the fact that there is a flavor for everyone.

As the name suggests, Sploshing is messy. It apparently is not something to be dabbled in but rather jumped into whole heartily in order to get the ‘full experience’. Started in Britain by Bill Shipton, he first just sold photos to the locals and as it’s popularity grew he then founded Splosh Magazine. His thoughts on sploshing are simply this: Sex is messy therefore why not add messy food? It’s a natural progression. I have to agree; with the right partner sex can get really messy! And I guess it can go back when you use to do finger painting, it was messy but oh boy it was fun and liberating. And I guess with a circulation of 30 countries world wide, there are a lot of others who enjoy this fetish. In regards to the photos, Mr. Shipton prefers to use paint, as they are more vivid for that medium, but he has used food as well to offer texture to his shoots. There is a wide variety to choose from for sploshing, such as but not limited to: sweets, savory tastes, lumpy, heavy, gooey, and sticky. The two main ways to get the desired full body coverage can be throwing or sitting in the food. The throwing is just as it states but there are a few specific items one can use for sitting. The recommendations are: Raspberry Pav Lova, party size ‘Sainsbury’ cakes (might only be available in England), and ‘Sara Lee’ Double Chocolate or Carmel Cakes. The point I think is if you’re going to be decadent in the sploshing, the food should reflect that. At the time the documentary was made there were events called ‘Splosh Balls’. It gave a newbie the opportunity to try sploshing with others. I thought it was a great idea as the mess was made at someone else’s place but seriously it’s great to be able to share. So I hope you visit their website to check out this unique fetish. I haven’t had any phone sex calls for this but now that I’ve brought it up maybe I will.

The other story I watched was about The Punany Poets, which was created in 1995 by Jessica Holter. The name ‘punany’ comes from an Afro-Caribbean term for pussy. The bulk of their content is about pussy but also more widely about womanhood and taking control of your sexuality. No it is not a male bashing feminist group but rather women freely expressing their desires, lust, and responsibilities towards sex. Despite the obvious sexual tones towards all their works there is a message of engaging in safe sex. As adults we should be allowed to indulge in most of our fantasies and express our erotic side freely but I do agree, everyone should be safe. One of the aspects of phone sex I do love is the fact that is a safe environment. I found the women featured in the story beautiful, intelligent and incredibly creative. The troupe is mostly if not all Afro-American women, so if you are interested in erotic arts presented by black women this is a group you should not miss. They also have live performances that take poetry readings to a whole other level. While they seduce and inform you verbally in the background a sexy sensual performance is choreographed to accompany the words. There is no way I’m going to fully express the depth of this group's message and talents in one or even 100 blogs. As I write this I feel I’m not doing justice to their group. I’ve decided to include a poem written by the founder of The Punany Poets and please do click on the links sprinkled in this entry as I feel they are definitely worth the visit. I can only hope my phonesex calls improve in their creativity from discovering these women.

The Head Doctor

I won't lie, I don't lie. I give good head.

And my truth is naked, but protected
Like the sensual elixir
that fills your love glove

When I exercise my skills,
Blessing you with seductive thrills
as the pink rose petal lips of my
cafe' au lait with extra cream skin
whisper wetness and
repeat rhythms, repeat rhythms
to your monumental extension

My hands also know their craft.
They play your skin flute
with the careful expert skill,
a finely tuned instrument deserves.

And this Doctor's tongue,
Like a satin-coated homing device, she
probes beyond your proud outward gesture
to that hidden underneath place,
as my long eyelashes give butterfly kisses to your
Generation sack.

I won't lie, I don't lie, I could
Suck a golf ball through a yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard of garden hose
"What?" Do you ask, "Can Punany do for you?

Just mind fuck with me tonight
Mind Fuck
Mind who you fuck.

By Jessica Holter,
The Punany Poets



So whether your next sexual encounter be simply silly and fun or a deeply moving experience I hope you take in every moment safely. Keep exploring your sexuality as I’ve found recently with this little foray there is a lot out there to try.

Johanna

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Old news...

Just forgot to post that I did finally see the Super Bowl. Yay Colts!!!!!

*empty room feeling* "hello?" *echo*

Ok... ...maybe some phonesex?

Friday, February 02, 2007

Superbowl Site Warning!!

Being a football fan I just thought I would pass this on to my readers. It was brought to my attention by an online friend. So please I know it's great to visit these sites but some fool decided to hack it. Here is the link about it from zdnet:

» Super Bowl stadium site hacked, seeded with exploits - ZDNet.com


And in case you were wondering, I'm cheering for the Colts!

Have a fantastic Super Bowl Sunday guys!!!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

A Fresh start

Holidays are over, Christmas goodies back in the boxes and 2006 is in the history books. It was a very busy time but I enjoyed the holidays and I’m now in full swing for the New Year. “Resolutions?” you ask. No, none really but I do plan on putting a bit more effort into my blogs. I do find them interesting to read and I like letting my mind wander through thoughts and see where they lead me.

Lately I’ve been more involved in editing pictures and technical stuff on the web. I’m by no means an expert but I love tinkering and getting things to work. As side from my A.D.D. approach to web designing and program dabbling I’ve had some wonderful calls through Niteflirt. There are a couple of them that stood out in my mind for various reasons.

I love getting creative so I’ve been exploring my capabilities on Photoshop. There are so many plug-ins and filters out there to keep me busy for years to come. Every time I open this program it feels like I’m entering this huge football size studio and I’m only using the restroom! With so many options I’m still learning but I really enjoy the creativity it allows me. Now if I could apply it to my own work instead of everyone else’s site! LOL

I guess I’ll start off with an establish customer. My one and only pay piggie! The devotion this subbie had was surprising. I’m not a ‘Princess’, ‘Goddess’, or a ‘Domme’ but some how he found me on Niteflirt. It was a strange beginning, as he wanted to be ignored. Totally ignored! It seemed strange to me at first but decided to go along with it. Eventually we spoke and I found out he was quite devoted to me. Went as far as tattooing my name on his dick! After awhile he stopped calling. Not sure why but over Christmas I sent out a little note to all my customers and lo’ and behold he answered! Seems my name is still in its rightful place and he was still interested in lavishing me with his money. He has yet to tell me why he stopped calling and I must admit I’m curious but not being a pushy type I’ll wait to see why. Once we did start talking the conversation was interesting, so I hope we reconnect in the New Year.

The other caller is new. There are a few things on a personal note that I like about him. For one he is older, and the other was he was polite. I know it phonesex, and it gets dirty but you politeness goes a long way, especially in getting me more ‘into’ the call. The older aspect of it, is that I find they are able to tell me what it is they want. Sure I’m aware of what I like and how translate it into an orgasm for both of us but what makes it exciting for me is to know what you like and then spin the hot n’ heavy in. The last thing he was into that I just absolutely love was anal sex. MMMM mmm mmm! Just thinking about it gives me a charge through my core. Again though he put his own twist on it, he liked me to play with him. No, that doesn’t make him gay to me it’s adventurous. Besides why not, if you’re willing.

So I hope you all are getting a ‘Fresh Start’ too! Give me a Call